Holiday gifts from me, to you.
Dec 16 2008
Christmas is here…..or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa even, and you’ve probably got that person in your family who is impossible to buy for. Well I’ve got that problem solved for you. Head on over to Stupid.com and pick up the hottest calendar on the market. Just as you can probably imagine from this photo to the right, keeping track of the days of the year is even better when you have tasteful and artistic photos marking the months as they pass. That’s why I’m endorsing the 2009 Dog Poop Calendar. Perfect for giving to anyone in your family, from Grandma to little cousin Joey. Fitting for the office, the kitchen, or even the bathroom. If this calendar doesn’t win you over, you might be able to find just the right thing with some of their other gifts. I know that I’m buying one for sure. The calendar’s makers can rest easily now knowing that going into this holiday season, they’ve just been the recipient of the patented “Boroski boost”. Armed with that, they should be able to hit sales numbers previously seen by the Tickle Me Elmos and Teddy Ruxpins of the gift world.
In other news, I’ve finally seen a video online that not even I could finish watching. Titled simply “1 Guy, 1 Jar”, it starts out very innocently. Well as innocent as a nude man squatting over what appears to be a glass pickle jar, could be. About 30 seconds in, though, it takes a dramatic turn for the worse. The likes of which would definitely make standing At 45 seconds in, I had to tap out. It was either keep watching and lose a good night’s meal onto my keyboard, or stop the video and keep what little was left of my hope for the future of humanity. There’s a part of me that wanted to put it up as my featured video, but I just couldn’t bring myself to do that to you good folks out there. That being said, I can link to it though…haha.
Before I do, I should warn you that it’s DEFINITELY not safe for the following:
viewing at work, viewing in front of or near children & people with heart conditions, certain endangered species, or anyone with a sense of decency.
So click here if you dare. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, though. Honestly, before you do, think long and hard about whether you want this image seared into your brain for the rest of your life. Believe me when I say I’ve seen enough strange things on the internet to become desensitized to most of it, but this was the first time I actually had to close a page prior to the ending.
So there you have it. Back from a long absence of posting, and providing you with a few gifts that will last far beyond this holiday season. If I don’t make an appearance prior to the New Year, have a happy holiday.
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