Who the, what the, WTF?
Jun 27 2009
Ok, just when I thought I’d seen it all, along comes a new invention that proceeds to boggle my mind.
That’s right, a handy-dandy little tool to help you wipe your ass.
Just a couple of things to point out, here. First being, with the ease that the paper detaches from the stick, how many times will you either find yourself pulling toilet paper out of your crack, or having to wash the stick off because it’s covered in crap? Secondly, the man who says “being a big guy has it’s advantages and its disadvantages”. Oh really…advantages? Like what? Being the first in your circle of friends to experience a coranary, maybe? Having to happily plunk down for that second seat on a flight? Not to mention the wincing looks from folks as they grabbed their shoulders. As if wiping your ass with a little too much gusto might result in a torn rotator cuff.
If you really want to revolutionize toilet paper, how about making the paper strong enough to remove all possibility of your fingers breaking through it in mid-wipe. There’s a thought…
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