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Retro Man

Almost 7 hours in the ER

Feb 5 2009

….and still going. I should have snuck out when I had the chance. Fuck kidney stones. Especially when you apparently pass it while you’re still in the waiting room. Although, I can now say that it was the most excruciating pain I’ve felt in my life. Now I just have…..

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…and the economy claims another victim

Jan 30 2009

My tenure at DeHaven & Associates is over as of the end of business today. That’s what happens when clients get spooked and new money stops rolling in Am I sad? A little. However, I see it as a blessing in disguise. I think my time there had run it’s…..

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Holiday gifts from me, to you.

Dec 16 2008

Christmas is here…..or Hanukkah, or Kwanzaa even, and you’ve probably got that person in your family who is impossible to buy for. Well I’ve got that problem solved for you. Head on over to Stupid.com and pick up the hottest calendar on the market. Just as you can probably imagine…..

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So I’ve been a non-posting douche lately….

Feb 20 2008

…but once again, with good reason. First and foremost, it’s been a pretty jam-packed time with the wedding less than 3 months away. This weekend, if all goes well, I’ll be taking the car in to get the window protection put on to ward off any of those pesky flying…..

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I’ve been neglecting my fans….

Jan 18 2008

….but for good reason. If you haven’t been following the story, the wedding is falling quickly upon us. That being said, we’ve been busting our ass over at BKB Design Group to get our vendor websites finished, wedding planning, and of course the bachelor party. The star-studded gala will be…..

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